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Nudest: 2,140thMost Primitive: 3,634thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,771st
The Grand Duchy of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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LolModia

Population471 million

CapitalTogliatti

Currencylolars
Animalrabbit

The Grand Duchy of LolModia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 471 million LolModians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Togliatti. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The LolModian economy, worth 20.4 trillion lolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,239 lolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. LolModia's national animal is the rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LolModia is ranked 191,584th in the world and 976th in The Communist Bloc for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 50.96 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Nudest: 2,140thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,634thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,771stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,239thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,122ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,633rdMost Cultured: 18,538thMost Influential: 19,092ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,693rd
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Nudest: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 147th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LolModia was endorsed by The Communist Proletarian Union of Carrico.
  • : LolModia was endorsed by The Union of Exania.
  • : LolModia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Dagcistan.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, all the world's a stage for LolModian political theatrics.
  • : Following new legislation in LolModia, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.

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