The Island of Lolland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Knut Bjørn Gyldenfeldt with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 28.739 billion Lollanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maribo. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lollander economy, worth 635 trillion kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,116 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, Knut Bjørn Gyldenfeldt has just been declared ruler of Lolland in an international press conference, and Lolland has designated Maribo as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lolland's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lolland is ranked 289,379^th in the world and 52^nd in Terranova for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.