Population | 27.152 billion |
Capital | Maribo |
Leader | Knut Bjørn Gyldenfeldt |
Currency | krone |
Animal | griffin |
The Island of Lolland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Knut Bjørn Gyldenfeldt with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 27.152 billion Lollanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maribo. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Lollander economy, worth 600 trillion kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,116 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, Knut Bjørn Gyldenfeldt has just been declared ruler of Lolland in an international press conference, and Lolland has designated Maribo as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lolland's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lolland is ranked 134,570th in the world and 3,463rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.3 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New trolinkiskia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Lolland, curing 33 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free State of Kylesburgh, curing 304 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The March of Carniola, curing 453 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eldership of Samogitia, curing 621 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Lapland, curing 411 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Valencia, curing 275 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Province of Picardy, curing 340 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The County of Dorset, curing 798 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Hunter of Hunter of Hunter of Hunter, curing 500 million infected.
- : Lolland was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Principality of Brister, curing 720 million infected.