Let the Wind Lead Juno Morozov
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34thMost Influential: 337thLargest Welfare Programs: 586th
The Barbatos Worshippers of
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Loli County

Population7.437 billion

LeaderJuno Morozov

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalsuzy sheep

The Barbatos Worshippers of Loli County is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Juno Morozov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.437 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athemont. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,330 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Loli County's hospitals, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the suzy sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 2,261st in the world and 131st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 26.57 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34thMost Influential: 337thLargest Welfare Programs: 586thMost Pacifist: 669thMost Compassionate Citizens: 671stNicest Citizens: 681stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 718thMost Inclusive: 880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 893rdBest Weather: 1,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,277thHighest Food Quality: 1,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,510thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,571stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,128thHealthiest Citizens: 2,261stMost Developed: 2,335thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,661stMost Efficient Economies: 2,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,726thLargest Governments: 2,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,338thMost Cultured: 3,397thLowest Crime Rates: 3,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,033rdSmartest Citizens: 4,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,617thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,126thSafest: 10,343rdNudest: 11,064thTop
Most Secular: 13,346thMost Income Equality: 14,521stHighest Economic Output: 14,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,305thHighest Drug Use: 21,887th
Largest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 254th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 421st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 480th in the regionTop
Safest: 600th in the regionMost Secular: 626th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 736th in the regionMost Income Equality: 737th in the regionLargest Populations: 856th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 909th in the region

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