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Most Secular: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 297th
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lolcatistan

Population12.873 billion

CapitalKitteh City
LeaderCeiling Cat
FaithLolcat Bible

CurrencyCheezburger
AnimalKitteh

The People's Republic of Lolcatistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ceiling Cat with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.873 billion Lolcats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitteh City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolcatistani economy, worth a remarkable 4,122 trillion Cheezburgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,229 Cheezburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and Ceiling Cat can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lolcatistan's national animal is the Kitteh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolcat Bible.

Lolcatistan is ranked 270,468th in the world and 6,795th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 297thMost Cultured: 405thNicest Citizens: 432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 463rdHighest Crime Rates: 488thMost Cheerful Citizens: 505thHighest Food Quality: 521stMost Inclusive: 785thLargest Publishing Industry: 839thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 892ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,429thSmartest Citizens: 1,459thLargest Black Market: 1,532ndMost Developed: 1,837thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,839thHighest Average Incomes: 1,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,184thMost Armed: 2,189thMost Pacifist: 2,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,525thBest Weather: 2,666thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,629thRudest Citizens: 3,709thMost Influential: 6,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,441stLargest Retail Industry: 6,952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,007thMost Efficient Economies: 8,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,628thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,003rdLargest Governments: 13,491stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,919thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,562ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,293rdMost Patriotic: 21,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 25,370thLargest Populations: 25,406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,745thHighest Drug Use: 26,869th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 68th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 161st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 221st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Governments: 317th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 319th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 348th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 394th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 445th in the regionLargest Populations: 521st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 524th in the regionMost Patriotic: 532nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 610th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, Ceiling Cat can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Lolcatistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Lolcatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Lolcatistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Lolcatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Lolcatistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Lolcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.

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