The People's Republic of Lolcatistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ceiling Cat with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.873 billion Lolcats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitteh City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolcatistani economy, worth a remarkable 4,122 trillion Cheezburgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,229 Cheezburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and Ceiling Cat can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lolcatistan's national animal is the Kitteh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolcat Bible.

Lolcatistan is ranked 270,468^th in the world and 6,795^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.