Population | 20.21 billion |
Capital | Orléans |
Leader | Eric Doligé |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | franc |
Animal | cow |
The Department of Loiret is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eric Doligé with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.21 billion Loirétains are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orléans. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Loirétain economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,284 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loiret's national animal is the cow and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Loiret is ranked 88,677th in the world and 3rd in Department Store for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 53.25 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, there's a politician called Male Infant O'Hara.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in
Loiret, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.