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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,167thMost Influential: 2,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,378th
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Population12.691 billion

CapitalLoechia City
LeaderShrimpy DeShrimp

AnimalLoechian Bloodhound

The Free Land of Loechia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shrimpy DeShrimp with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.691 billion Loechians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loechia City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loechian economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Novas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,671 Novas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, Loechian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Shrimpy DeShrimp, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime is totally unknown. Loechia's national animal is the Loechian Bloodhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loechia is ranked 9,104th in the world and 293rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,650.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,167thTop
Most Influential: 2,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,927thRudest Citizens: 6,340thMost Cultured: 6,826thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,697thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,104thMost Stationary: 9,753rdMost Developed: 9,758thSmartest Citizens: 9,926thHighest Economic Output: 10,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,117thNudest: 11,465thHighest Food Quality: 11,589thLargest Retail Industry: 11,610thMost Efficient Economies: 12,687thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,885thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,916thHighest Average Incomes: 16,332ndMost Inclusive: 17,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,684thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,688thLargest Governments: 20,791stSafest: 23,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,495thLargest Populations: 24,739thHighest Drug Use: 24,748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,893rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 126th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 202nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 223rd in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionLargest Populations: 260th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 271st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 293rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 297th in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionMost Influential: 300th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 312th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 317th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 331st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 377th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 402nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 408th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 426th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 471st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 539th in the regionLargest Governments: 566th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 645th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 772nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 804th in the regionBest Weather: 852nd in the regionSafest: 899th in the regionLargest Black Market: 926th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,194th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,235th in the region

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