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You don't have to be fed as long as you're free.
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 333rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,291stHighest Crime Rates: 2,759th
The Gnarling Grey Wolves of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Loanden

Population24.308 billion

CapitalKalaceldo
LeaderBella
FaithHuman Sacrifice

Currencybone
Animalgolden jackal

The Gnarling Grey Wolves of Loanden is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bella with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.308 billion Loandes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalaceldo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse Loandish economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion bones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 85,383 bones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 781,461 per year while the poor average 1,004, a ratio of 777 to 1.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loanden's national animal is the golden jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Human Sacrifice.

Loanden is ranked 208,334th in the world and 125th in New Europe for Most Stationary, with 38.1288297642 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 333rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,291stHighest Crime Rates: 2,759thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,674thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,283rdMost Avoided: 4,808thFattest Citizens: 6,528thLargest Populations: 9,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,413thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,770thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,700thHighest Economic Output: 11,761stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,577thTop
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Most Armed: 17,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,963rdLargest Retail Industry: 20,117thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,763rdMost Pro-Market: 24,212th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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