The Mighty Nation of Llanfairp is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Henbeddestyr Guorthigern Enfys Llewelyn with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.215 billion Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfairpian economy, worth 185 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,943 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 564,259 per year while the poor average 29,252, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfairp's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Llanfairp is ranked 17,138^th in the world and 1,132^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.15 law-abiding acts per hour.