NATION

PASSWORD

Run run reindeer
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,794thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,103rd
The Little bobsled of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Ambassador
Chestnut Roaster
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Little St Nick

Population14.507 billion

Capitalway up north
LeaderRudy
Faitha tale about Christmas

Currencypresent
Animalreindeer

The Little bobsled of Little St Nick is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rudy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.507 billion real famous cats all dressed up in red are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of way up north. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient candy apple red economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion presents a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,267 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little St Nick's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a tale about Christmas.

Little St Nick is ranked 101,421st in the world and 70th in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 425.17720705308 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,794thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,103rdMost Pacifist: 3,191stBest Weather: 3,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,339thNicest Citizens: 3,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,870thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,225thMost Influential: 6,322ndMost Inclusive: 6,421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,243rdSafest: 7,924thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,235thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,646thHighest Food Quality: 9,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,360thHealthiest Citizens: 14,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,507thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,459thMost Cultured: 16,898thLargest Governments: 19,013thMost Developed: 20,275thHighest Economic Output: 22,448thSmartest Citizens: 25,995thLargest Populations: 27,831st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little St Nick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.

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