Population | 14.507 billion |
Capital | way up north |
Leader | Rudy |
Faith | a tale about Christmas |
Currency | present |
Animal | reindeer |
The Little bobsled of Little St Nick is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rudy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.507 billion real famous cats all dressed up in red are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of way up north. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient candy apple red economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion presents a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,267 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little St Nick's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a tale about Christmas.
Little St Nick is ranked 101,421st in the world and 70th in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 425.17720705308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Little St Nick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.