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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndMost Armed: 2nd
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Little Flowers

Population42.13 billion

CapitalPetalopia
Leadera half dozen Conglomerates
FaithMoghdom

Currencypetal
Animalhoney bee

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 42.13 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 40,498 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 260,981st in the world and 31st in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.22 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndMost Avoided: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 5thMost Efficient Economies: 5thHighest Economic Output: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thFattest Citizens: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 16thMost Rebellious Youth: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45thLargest Agricultural Sector: 57thRudest Citizens: 58thMost Scientifically Advanced: 78thLargest Mining Sector: 81stLargest Populations: 110thMost Corrupt Governments: 212thLargest Retail Industry: 312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 332ndMost Devout: 600thLargest Publishing Industry: 650thLargest Information Technology Sector: 930thSmartest Citizens: 1,196thMost Cultured: 1,540thMost Pro-Market: 1,607thLargest Governments: 2,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,180thTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,638thMost Influential: 9,294thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,634thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,953rdMost Stationary: 23,980th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Flowers's influence in Eladen fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Little Flowers's influence in Eladen rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Little Flowers's influence in Eladen fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Little Flowers's influence in Eladen rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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