The Wandering Lionsroar of Lion Hordes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by No one with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.731 billion Horde Members are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your backyard. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The thriving Lion Hordesian economy, worth 342 trillion Loewentalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,365 Loewentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Lion Hordesian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion Hordes's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Everything.

Lion Hordes is ranked 75,749^th in the world and 1^st in Outpost Lionheart for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.05 law-abiding acts per hour.