Marshmallow? Princess Turdina
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,040thMost Influential: 1,070th
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Population9.299 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.299 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,713 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 256,876th in the world and 12,279th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.8 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,040thMost Influential: 1,070thTop
Safest: 5,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,525thMost Inclusive: 6,989thHighest Food Quality: 8,456thMost Developed: 8,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,346thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,954thSmartest Citizens: 10,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,635thMost Cultured: 10,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,836thBest Weather: 10,964thLargest Governments: 11,051stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,289thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,784thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,606thHealthiest Citizens: 13,169thMost Efficient Economies: 13,373rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,278thMost Pacifist: 14,767thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,530thHighest Economic Output: 16,685thNicest Citizens: 17,156thHighest Average Incomes: 21,065thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,986thMost Secular: 23,420thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,915th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionTop
Safest: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 185th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionMost Inclusive: 241st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 252nd in the regionMost Developed: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 301st in the regionLargest Governments: 307th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 310th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Cultured: 314th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 318th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 324th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 352nd in the regionBest Weather: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 383rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 383rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 401st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 512th in the regionMost Pacifist: 582nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 613th in the regionNicest Citizens: 614th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 684th in the regionRudest Citizens: 762nd in the regionMost Secular: 776th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,063rd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,065th in the region

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