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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 752ndMost Influential: 2,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,161st
The Armed Republic of
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population565 million


The Armed Republic of Lingu is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 565 million Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth 86.6 trillion hounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,239 hounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,772 per year while the poor average 15,400, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, several inches are being added to first class seating, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lingu is ranked 181,409th in the world and 6,973rd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 752ndMost Influential: 2,043rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,161stMost Conservative: 4,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,763rdMost Avoided: 4,791stLargest Retail Industry: 5,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,668thLargest Mining Sector: 6,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,599thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,696thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,515thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,985thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,815thLargest Black Market: 13,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,012thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,000thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,519thFattest Citizens: 16,572ndMost Authoritarian: 17,215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,305th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 198th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Conservative: 250th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 264th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 334th in the regionLargest Black Market: 351st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 378th in the regionFattest Citizens: 386th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 595th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 612th in the regionMost Developed: 675th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 683rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 705th in the regionLargest Governments: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lingu, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous".
  • : Lingu was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Zanottilandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lingu, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lingu, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Lingu, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Lingu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Lingu voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Lingu was endorsed by The Empire of Vishwa.
  • : Lingu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lingu was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of HinduRashtr.


World Assembly

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