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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,089thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,455th
The Armed Republic of
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Population4.713 billion



The Armed Republic of Lingu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mirko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.713 billion Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion hounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 236,786 hounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lingu is ranked 257,529th in the world and 9,896th in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -49 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,089thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,455thMost Influential: 1,857thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,271stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,632ndLargest Black Market: 2,937thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,037thMost Secular: 3,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,492ndMost Patriotic: 4,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,635thLargest Retail Industry: 4,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,679thLargest Mining Sector: 5,862ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,605thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,576thMost Conservative: 8,372ndLargest Governments: 9,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,697thMost Efficient Economies: 11,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,701stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,776thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,951stTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,955thSmartest Citizens: 18,307thHighest Economic Output: 18,764thMost Developed: 24,380th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 121st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 142nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247th in the regionLargest Governments: 259th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 279th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 288th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 298th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionMost Conservative: 437th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 471st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Stationary: 555th in the regionMost Developed: 650th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 705th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 730th in the regionLargest Populations: 797th in the region

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