We See All Mirko
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 907thMost Influential: 1,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,559th
The Armed Republic of
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Population1.816 billion



The Armed Republic of Lingu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mirko with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.816 billion Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth 387 trillion hounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,281 hounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, everyone apparently sends Mirko hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lingu is ranked 15,207th in the world and 484th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,659.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 907thMost Influential: 1,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,117thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,500thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,544thMost Secular: 3,591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,760thLargest Retail Industry: 3,764thMost Avoided: 5,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,473rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,546thLargest Black Market: 5,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,037thLowest Crime Rates: 6,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,944thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,682ndMost Conservative: 10,853rdLargest Governments: 11,553rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,747thMost Authoritarian: 18,435thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,139thSmartest Citizens: 20,786thMost Developed: 24,107th
Most Influential: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Avoided: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 190th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 203rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 320th in the regionLargest Governments: 334th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 374th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548th in the regionMost Conservative: 560th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 585th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 590th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 682nd in the regionMost Developed: 759th in the region

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