The Kingdom of Lindsey is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.349 billion Lindseyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The very strong Lindseyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion copper coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,001 copper coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindsey's national animal is the Mercian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindsey is ranked 103,319^th in the world and 20^th in Lennart for Most Authoritarian, with 933.23 milliStalins.