The University of Lincoln University is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 798 million Lincolnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The strong Lincolnian economy, worth 29.1 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 36,410 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,803 per year while the poor average 2,499, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and Lincoln University has designated Oakland as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Lincoln University's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lincoln University is ranked 193,046^th in the world and 243^rd in California Colleges and Universities for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,696.66 Standard Monetary Units.