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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,827thMost Inclusive: 2,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,905th
The Confederal Thalassocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.614 billion

LeaderChairman Vaami
Faithwhatever you want it to be

AnimalFlying Trout

The Confederal Thalassocracy of Lilshire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Vaami with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.614 billion Lillians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndthwaite. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lillian economy, worth 605 trillion Shirings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,468 Shirings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown. Lilshire's national animal is the Flying Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is whatever you want it to be.

Lilshire is ranked 266,871st in the world and 1,866th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -469.1 on the Hayek Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,827thMost Inclusive: 2,463rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,905thNicest Citizens: 2,973rdHighest Food Quality: 3,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,450thMost Influential: 3,637thMost Cultured: 3,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,935thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,328thLargest Governments: 4,814thMost Developed: 5,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,463rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,612thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,315thHealthiest Citizens: 6,397thSmartest Citizens: 6,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,770thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,051stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,876thMost Patriotic: 10,101stBest Weather: 10,866thLowest Crime Rates: 10,909thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,922ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,589thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,172ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,329thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,333rdLargest Retail Industry: 18,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,277thMost Efficient Economies: 19,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,420thMost Income Equality: 24,962nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 127th in the regionMost Patriotic: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionNudest: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 171st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 187th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190th in the regionRudest Citizens: 194th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Lilshire was endorsed by The Communist Proletarian Union of Carrico.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Lilshire endorsed The United Socialist States of Belarusball.
  • : Following new legislation in Lilshire, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.