The Federation of Lil Nasbol is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theodoric Magnus with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.721 billion National Bolivians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Nasbol. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nasbolivian economy, worth 819 trillion Nasbols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,598 Nasbols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lil Nasbol's national animal is the Mythical Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Orthodoxy.

Lil Nasbol is ranked 2,066^th in the world and 121^st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 27.4 bananas ingested per day.