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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 735thMost Pacifist: 745th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Light beetles

Population3.799 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Light beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.799 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lightian economy, worth 755 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 198,770 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, Lightian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Light beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Light beetles is ranked 3,891st in the world and 88th in World of Beetles for Smartest Citizens, with 143.42 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 735thMost Pacifist: 745thNicest Citizens: 815thSafest: 819thMost Inclusive: 886thLeast Corrupt Governments: 942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 998thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,491stHighest Food Quality: 1,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,678thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,721stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,757thBest Weather: 1,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,071stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,206thLargest Governments: 2,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,273rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,602ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,931stLowest Crime Rates: 3,088thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,244thMost Cultured: 3,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,350thMost Secular: 3,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,477thMost Efficient Economies: 3,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,753rdSmartest Citizens: 3,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,781stHighest Average Incomes: 7,636thMost Income Equality: 8,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,953rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, Lightian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Light beetles, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.

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