The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Liberum Americae is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.391 billion Yups hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The powerhouse Yup economy, worth 942 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,347 Candy Cane Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,714 per year while the poor average 18,361, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Liberum Americae has found 6 easter eggs), only the richest get to see out of their windows, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Liberum Americae's national animal is the Zombi Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Liberum Americae is ranked 292,443^rd in the world and 5^th in Voluntary Union of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 6.48 law-abiding acts per hour.