The Free Land of Libertarianists States is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Andre with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 936 million Libertarianists Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertária. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertarianists Statesian economy, worth 145 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,091 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 951,891 per year while the poor average 11,059, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

In pet stores nationwide Hawks are growing in popularity, there's no such thing as bad publicity, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Libertarianists States as a reminder of their "special relationship", and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertarianists States's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Libertarianists States is ranked 254,278^th in the world and 11,415^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.5 bananas ingested per day.