The Kingdom of Liandrostan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 822 million Liandrostanis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Liandrostanian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Liandrostani ducateses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,445 Liandrostani ducateses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Liandrostanian city, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Liandrostanian Navy, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liandrostan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Liandrostan is ranked 173,518^th in the world and 964^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 10.27 flags saluted per person per day.