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Tourmalines are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 185thNicest Citizens: 214thMost Inclusive: 216th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lhuurznhaline

Population6.799 billion

CapitalTourmalinia
LeaderVanessa Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyTourmaline
AnimalOwl

The Precious Gemnation of Lhuurznhaline is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vanessa Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.799 billion Lhuurznhalineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tourmalinia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhuurznhalinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Tourmalines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 289,735 Tourmalines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Lhuurznhaline's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhuurznhaline is ranked 140,704th in the world and 7th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 450.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 185thNicest Citizens: 214thMost Inclusive: 216thMost Pacifist: 273rdHighest Food Quality: 392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 464thMost Rebellious Youth: 472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 485thLargest Governments: 572ndMost Developed: 618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 622ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 674thMost Beautiful Environments: 689thHighest Poor Incomes: 720thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 730thBest Weather: 739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797thHealthiest Citizens: 801stMost Efficient Economies: 860thMost Cheerful Citizens: 876thMost Cultured: 878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 900thLargest Publishing Industry: 968thSafest: 1,032ndMost Secular: 1,046thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,072ndSmartest Citizens: 1,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,345thLowest Crime Rates: 2,500thHighest Average Incomes: 2,566thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,050thHighest Economic Output: 9,848thMost Income Equality: 13,266thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22,200thMost Influential: 25,068th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, being Vanessa Darklight has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhuurznhaline, the nation leads Jeinnhezslhaunia in per capita stalking.

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