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Taaffeites are the most precious gemstones
Most Inclusive: 181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 220thNicest Citizens: 247th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
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Handshaker
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Lhazafeizlhe

Population6.862 billion

CapitalTaaffaittia
LeaderTiffany Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyTaaffeite
AnimalCheetah

The Precious Gemnation of Lhazafeizlhe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tiffany Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.862 billion Lhazafeizlheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taaffaittia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhazafeizlhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,994 trillion Taaffeites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 290,726 Taaffeites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime is totally unknown. Lhazafeizlhe's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhazafeizlhe is ranked 273,125th in the world and 20th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Inclusive: 181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 220thNicest Citizens: 247thMost Pacifist: 337thHighest Food Quality: 400thMost Rebellious Youth: 491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 508thLargest Welfare Programs: 534thLargest Governments: 580thMost Developed: 582ndLongest Average Lifespans: 642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 666thBest Weather: 667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 674thHighest Poor Incomes: 740thMost Beautiful Environments: 746thHealthiest Citizens: 752ndMost Efficient Economies: 803rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,051stMost Cultured: 1,061stMost Secular: 1,172ndSmartest Citizens: 1,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,457thSafest: 1,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,691stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,279thRudest Citizens: 2,468thHighest Average Incomes: 2,550thLowest Crime Rates: 2,591stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,594thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,043rdHighest Economic Output: 9,717thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,335thLargest Retail Industry: 23,358thMost Influential: 24,979thHighest Drug Use: 25,050thMost Patriotic: 27,049th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, "Tiffany Darklight got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Lhazafeizlhe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, the nation is Jeinnhezslhaunia's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhazafeizlhe, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.

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