The Precious Gemnation of Lhauzfhashe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zoelia Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.829 billion Lhauzfhasheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topazia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhauzfhashean economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Topazes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,556 Topazes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Zoelia Darklight's office's janitor is heating up, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, the well-to-do in Jeinnhezslhaunia are never on time for important appointments, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown. Lhauzfhashe's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhauzfhashe is ranked 273,261^st in the world and 39^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.