The Greater Empire of LFPD Soveriegn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Rio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.099 billion LFPD Soveriegnens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoke-on-Trent. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LFPD Soveriegnen economy, worth 250 trillion Kaiserliche Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 119,276 Kaiserliche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

LFPD Soveriegnens are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the world still seems flat to some people in space, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and the banhammer is a standard police sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LFPD Soveriegn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheist.

LFPD Soveriegn is ranked 29,486^th in the world and 1^st in Military Pact for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.