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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,084thLowest Crime Rates: 8,442nd
The Greater Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Instigator
Executive Military Officer
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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LFPD Soveriegn

Population2.099 billion

CapitalStoke-on-Trent
LeaderKaiser Rio
FaithAtheist

CurrencyKaiserliche Mark
Animaleagle

The Greater Empire of LFPD Soveriegn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Rio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.099 billion LFPD Soveriegnens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoke-on-Trent. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LFPD Soveriegnen economy, worth 250 trillion Kaiserliche Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 119,276 Kaiserliche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

LFPD Soveriegnens are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the world still seems flat to some people in space, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and the banhammer is a standard police sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LFPD Soveriegn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheist.

LFPD Soveriegn is ranked 29,486th in the world and 1st in Military Pact for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,084thLowest Crime Rates: 8,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,609thMost Patriotic: 8,794thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,643rdMost Authoritarian: 11,136thLargest Governments: 12,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,842ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,069thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,128thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,823rdMost Developed: 23,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,264thBest Weather: 23,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,064thSmartest Citizens: 27,789thHighest Food Quality: 28,053rdMost Secular: 28,700thHighest Average Incomes: 29,434thMost Cultured: 29,486th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm.
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, LFPD Soveriegnens are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : LFPD Soveriegn published "Anthem of LFPD Sovereign" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in LFPD Soveriegn, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : LFPD Soveriegn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.

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