The Constitutional Republic of Lesser Yu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Seville with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.694 billion Yuros hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Real. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yurean economy, worth 822 trillion Yuroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,149 Yuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime is totally unknown. Lesser Yu's national animal is the Natolian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular State.

Lesser Yu is ranked 22,565^th in the world and 396^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.71 law-abiding acts per hour.