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The only Piddly-Widdly that matters!
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,600thLargest Mining Sector: 13,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,331st
The Lesser Principality of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lesser Piddly-Widdly

Population4.512 billion

CapitalLesser City
LeaderPrince Wimple The Lesser
FaithWimplism

Currencywince
Animalhummingbird

The Lesser Principality of Lesser Piddly-Widdly is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Wimple The Lesser with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.512 billion Lesser Piddly-Widdlyians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesser City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Lesser Piddly-Widdlyian economy, worth 361 trillion winces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,048 winces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,881 per year while the poor average 17,579, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and all the playground's a stage for Lesser Piddly-Widdlyian schoolchildren. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lesser Piddly-Widdly's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wimplism.

Lesser Piddly-Widdly is ranked 102,278th in the world and 6th in Fifth Wall for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,600thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,331stFattest Citizens: 20,296thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,797thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,464th
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10%
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lesser Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Lesser Piddly-Widdly's influence in Fifth Wall rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Lesser Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesser Piddly-Widdly, all the playground's a stage for Lesser Piddly-Widdlyian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesser Piddly-Widdly, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesser Piddly-Widdly, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Lesser Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesser Piddly-Widdly, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesser Piddly-Widdly, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesser Piddly-Widdly, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.

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