The Dictatorship of Lesser Europa Federation is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.47 billion Lesser Europa Federationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lesser Europa Federationian economy, worth 146 trillion Euras a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,990 Euras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Father-son fishing trips have been banned, the government is reining in public spending, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesser Europa Federation's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lesser Europa Federation is ranked 41,430^th in the world and 2,487^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,994.63 Standard Monetary Units.