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Rudest Citizens: 251stLargest Retail Industry: 262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 365th
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Corporate Bordello
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Population12.72 billion


The Republic of Leser is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.72 billion Leserians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Leserian economy, worth a remarkable 4,698 trillion cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,362 cashes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Leser's national animal is the byk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leser is ranked 4,845th in the world and 228th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,776.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 251stLargest Retail Industry: 262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 365thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 466thMost Secular: 490thMost Efficient Economies: 740thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 809thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 860thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 894thHighest Average Incomes: 1,267thMost Cultured: 1,288thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,327thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,555thHighest Food Quality: 1,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,718thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,926thSmartest Citizens: 2,087thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,434thBest Weather: 2,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,646thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,730thTop
Most Developed: 2,809thHighest Economic Output: 2,897thMost Inclusive: 3,689thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,457thHealthiest Citizens: 4,615thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,803rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,031stLargest Governments: 5,782ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,691stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,078thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,099thTop
Most Armed: 14,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,419thLargest Black Market: 16,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,165thMost Influential: 23,885thLargest Populations: 25,764th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 74th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 196th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 270th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 299th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Politically Free: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 326th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 616th in the regionMost Armed: 659th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Leser was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Leser was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Leser was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Leser was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Leser, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Leser, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Leser, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Leser, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Leser was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Leser, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.