Population | 18.534 billion |
Capital | Lennart |
Leader | Lennart |
Faith | Lennart |
Currency | Lennart |
Animal | Lennart |
The Lennart of Lennart is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lennart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.534 billion Lennart are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lennart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Lennart economy, worth a remarkable 2,423 trillion Lennarts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,758 Lennarts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,407 per year while the poor average 26,888, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, both criminals and civilians are DOA, sex changes are routinely performed at Lennart's hospitals, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lennart's national animal is the Lennart, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennart.
Lennart is ranked 142,747th in the world and 19th in Lennart for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,123.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, sex changes are routinely performed at Lennart's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Lennart was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Lennart.
- : Lennart was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.