The Psychotic Dictatorship of Lemmingcus Meenicus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lemmingcus Meenicus with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.455 billion Lemmingcus Meenicusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abattoir. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingcus Meenicusian economy, worth an astonishing 17,301 trillion cheesy poofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 372,430 cheesy poofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,432,804 per year while the poor average 4,064, a ratio of 844 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, citizens must pay to enjoy Lemmingcus Meenicus's pristine beaches, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lemmingcus Meenicus's national animal is the enslaved human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lord Lemmingcus Meenicus.

Lemmingcus Meenicus is ranked 207^th in the world and 1^st in Hatetohumans for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 27,694.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.