The Constitutional Monarchy of Lemmersdorf is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michiel Lemmers with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.692 billion Lemmersdorfians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michielsgestel. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmersdorfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,871 trillion Guldens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,402 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmersdorf's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemmersdorf is ranked 8,844^th in the world and 221^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.36 law-abiding acts per hour.