Population | 2.916 billion |
Capital | Lemenia |
Leader | Premier Liam Davey |
Faith | Daveyism |
Currency | Lemon |
Animal | Crocodile |
The United Socialist States of Lemenis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Liam Davey with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 2.916 billion Lemenisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemenia. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Lemenisian economy, worth 412 trillion Lemons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,426 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, Lemenisian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Premier Liam Davey, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemenis's national animal is the Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Daveyism.
Lemenis is ranked 144,024th in the world and 488th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 184.9742218942 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lemenis was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Following new legislation in Lemenis, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Lemenis, Lemenisian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Premier Liam Davey.
- : Following new legislation in Lemenis, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Lemenis, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Lemenis, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
- : Lemenis was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Lemenis was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Lemenis was endorsed by The People's Republic of Restored German Democratic Republic.
- : Lemenis was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » Celedaria, Newdenizland, Atlanc, Equlainne, Likhinia, Oder Crudia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Brauengen, Agania, Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, Libisia, Valoptia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Restored German Democratic Republic, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.