The Incorporated States of LegendOfZelda562 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.008 billion LegendOfZelda562ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The very strong LegendOfZelda562ian economy, worth 70.6 trillion Rupeeses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,023 Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on LegendOfZelda562ian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LegendOfZelda562's national animal is the Midna, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LegendOfZelda562 is ranked 30,068^th in the world and 44^th in Temple of Hylia for Most Pacifist, with 112.6 cheeks turned per day.