Le Front de Liberation du Midand
Population | 8.74 billion |
Capital | Midandia |
Leader | Kylie McLastname |
Currency | Mido |
Animal | Combat Kitten |
The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kylie McLastname with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.74 billion Le Front de Liberation du Midandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Le Front de Liberation du Midandian economy, worth 718 trillion Midoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,255 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fate of the world literally rests on Kylie McLastname's fingers, the nation refuses to provide international aid, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Le Front De Liberation Du Midandian Colonial Thesaurus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Front de Liberation du Midand's national animal is the Combat Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Le Front de Liberation du Midand is ranked 184,756th in the world and 2,651st in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 71.77244017672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Le Front De Liberation Du Midandian Colonial Thesaurus.
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Armed, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Secular.
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Le Front de Liberation du Midand lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, the fate of the world literally rests on Kylie McLastname's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.
- : Following new legislation in Le Front de Liberation du Midand, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.