The LDF Absentee Player of LDF Ted is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 753 million League enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago-Fukuoka. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The LDF economy, worth 33.9 trillion wins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,049 wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", nude art is becoming wildly popular, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. LDF Ted's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LDF Ted is ranked 205,168^th in the world and 60^th in Fukuoka for Highest Average Incomes, with 45,049.73 Standard Monetary Units.