Population | 734 million |
Capital | Chicago-Fukuoka |
Currency | krona |
Animal | swan |
The LDF Ruxin-Nowzick Special of LDF First to Worst is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 734 million LDF hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago-Fukuoka. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.
The Worst economy, worth 36.5 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,670 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Education and welfare spending are on the rise, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Worst sovereign territory, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LDF First to Worst's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
LDF First to Worst is ranked 171,791st in the world and 41st in Fukuoka for Highest Average Incomes, with 49,670.32 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LDF First to Worst's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Worst sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : LDF First to Worst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in LDF First to Worst, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.