The Saddest and Weird LDF Meme of LDF Crawdad Man is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.028 billion Crawdad Men enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago-Fukuoka. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The strong LDF economy, worth 51.0 trillion wins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,572 wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the Federal Council of LDF Crawdad Man has been announced as the new Head of State, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is moderate. LDF Crawdad Man's national animal is the crawdad.

LDF Crawdad Man is ranked 235,545^th in the world and 84^th in Fukuoka for Largest Black Market, with 211 billion Standard Monetary Units.