The Republic of Lazarus Free Press is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 186 million Lazarus Free Pressians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Lazarus Free Pressian economy, worth 8.67 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,632 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,553 per year while the poor average 2,923, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazarus Free Press's national animal is the phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lazarus Free Press is ranked 285,213^th in the world and 170^th in Hana Macchia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.