Light Up The Night
Largest Welfare Programs: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Inclusive: 438th
The Legendary Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.551 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderFarley The Legend

Currencybottle cap
AnimalLand Shark

The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Farley The Legend with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.551 billion Legends are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,752 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Farley The Legend's bedroom, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Darwinism.

Layngderfleethe is ranked 2,911th in the world and 92nd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.51 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Welfare Programs: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Inclusive: 438thLeast Corrupt Governments: 455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 495thMost Influential: 557thMost Compassionate Citizens: 576thMost Pacifist: 595thSafest: 628thNicest Citizens: 634thMost Advanced Public Education: 751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 785thMost Secular: 893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,046thHighest Food Quality: 1,065thLargest Governments: 1,195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,423rdSmartest Citizens: 1,465thMost Developed: 1,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,540thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,558thBest Weather: 1,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,743rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,827thLowest Crime Rates: 1,829thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,540thMost Efficient Economies: 4,381stMost Cultured: 4,498thHighest Average Incomes: 4,918thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,943rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,286thHighest Economic Output: 11,153rdTop
Most Income Equality: 13,319thMost Stationary: 17,324th
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 216th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionNudest: 444th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 547th in the regionMost Income Equality: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 669th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 736th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 900th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Farley The Legend's bedroom.
  • : Layngderfleethe was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Layngderfleethe endorsed The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Layngderfleethe was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.


World Assembly

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