The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Farley The Legend with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.551 billion Legends are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,752 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Farley The Legend's bedroom, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Darwinism.

Layngderfleethe is ranked 2,911^th in the world and 92^nd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.51 bananas ingested per day.