Population | 14.516 billion |
Capital | Jonesburg |
Leader | My Roblox Girlfriend |
Faith | The Last Option |
Currency | Jolly Rancher |
Animal | Solid Octopus |
The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.516 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 5,636 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 388,270 Jolly Ranchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Last Choicia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is sending thousands of citizens overseas to defend a square mile of land. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.
Last Choicia is ranked 294,346th in the world and 10th in TopCornion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.57 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the government is sending thousands of citizens overseas to defend a square mile of land.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, Last Choicia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the default state for Last Choicia is default.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers.
- : Last Choicia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".