Population | 4.906 billion |
Currency | Giraffereum |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Giraffe Constituent of Las Giraffgas is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.906 billion Las Giraffgasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.
The all-consuming Las Giraffgasian economy, worth 397 trillion Giraffereums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 81,085 Giraffereums, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Giraffgas's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Las Giraffgas is ranked 89,497th in the world and 8th in The Giraffe Federation for Most Stationary, with 507.906792995 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Las Giraffgas's influence in The Giraffe Federation fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.