The Kingdom of Larxia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King James with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 8.961 billion Larxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Larxia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Larxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,094 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,752 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Larxians any less frightened, and pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larxia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Larxia is ranked 3,544^th in the world and 58^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.38 law-abiding acts per hour.