The Empire of Lannyster is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 491 million Lannisters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moyai. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The very strong Lannisterian economy, worth 46.5 trillion Dólars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,622 Dólars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lannyster's national animal is the Lobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lannyster is ranked 251,276^th in the world and 9,749^th in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -22 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.