Population | 8.194 billion |
Capital | Aragon |
Leader | President Nicolas Furia |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | peso |
Animal | Imperial eagle |
The Republic of Langenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolas Furia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.194 billion Langenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aragon. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Langenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,255 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langenia's national animal is the Imperial eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Langenia is ranked 98,338th in the world and 7th in Kali Yuga for Most Stationary, with 446.19410332448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
- : Langenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Langenia's influence in Kali Yuga rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Langenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Langenia, Langenia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.