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Patria, Unidad y Valor President Nicolas Furia
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,035thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,558th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Langenia

Population8.194 billion

CapitalAragon
LeaderPresident Nicolas Furia
FaithChristianity

Currencypeso
AnimalImperial eagle

The Republic of Langenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolas Furia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.194 billion Langenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aragon. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Langenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,255 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langenia's national animal is the Imperial eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Langenia is ranked 98,338th in the world and 7th in Kali Yuga for Most Stationary, with 446.19410332448 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,035thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,558thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,901stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,855thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,986thMost Patriotic: 5,065thLargest Black Market: 5,081stLargest Governments: 8,296thHighest Average Incomes: 8,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,572ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,097thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,634thMost Devout: 12,740thMost Developed: 13,483rdMost Conservative: 13,568thHighest Economic Output: 14,791stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,549thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,100thMost Efficient Economies: 22,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,308th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Langenia's influence in Kali Yuga rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Langenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Langenia, Langenia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.

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