Population | 3.8 billion |
Capital | the motto |
Leader | Its weird |
Currency | Dont know |
Animal | Why I made that |
The Rick of Landoffunpuppet6 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Its weird with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.8 billion Landoffunpuppet6ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the motto. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet6ian economy, worth 443 trillion Dont knows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,688 Dont knows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet6's national animal is the Why I made that, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Landoffunpuppet6 is ranked 76,651st in the world and 2nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.82333494392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Landoffunpuppet6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, Landoffunpuppet6ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet6, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.