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Puppets, puppets, and puppets.
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,778thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,070th
The Puppet Supreme Definitely of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Landoffunpuppet5

Population5.619 billion

CapitalTolls
LeaderTollsmannanaanannaa

CurrencyRigal
AnimalCitrus Panda

The Puppet Supreme Definitely of Landoffunpuppet5 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tollsmannanaanannaa with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.619 billion Landoffunpuppet5ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolls. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet5ian economy, worth 764 trillion Rigals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,053 Rigals, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bungee jumpers rarely go splat, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, politicians have tenure, and Tollsmannanaanannaa claims no responsibility for what Tollsmannanaanannaa's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet5's national animal is the Citrus Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landoffunpuppet5 is ranked 49,473rd in the world and 137th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 68.48 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,778thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,070thLargest Black Market: 11,568thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,098thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,526thMost Devout: 13,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,197thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,553rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 28,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 32,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 33,302ndMost Patriotic: 33,961st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, Tollsmannanaanannaa claims no responsibility for what Tollsmannanaanannaa's government does.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, politicians have tenure.
  • : Landoffunpuppet5 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Landoffunpuppet5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, Tollsmannanaanannaa's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet5, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.

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