The Thirty-ith-ith 😊 of Landoffunpuppet30 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Puppet Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.341 billion Landoffunpuppet30ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppetville. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet30ian economy, worth 722 trillion Gold Puppets a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,248 Gold Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Puppet Man's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet30's national animal is the Puppets, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemon Frogs.

Landoffunpuppet30 is ranked 240,829^th in the world and 604^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring zero on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.