Population | 3.709 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of Landoffunpuppet25 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.709 billion Landoffunpuppet25ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet25ian economy, worth 429 trillion Ricks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,859 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet25's national animal is the Rick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Landoffunpuppet25 is ranked 76,692nd in the world and 40th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79527940632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, the Rick Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, aides are afraid to ask if Rick Astley wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet25, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.