The Evil Laugh Of of Landoffunpuppet24 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hahahahahaleader with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.422 billion Landoffunpuppet24ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hahahahacity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet24ian economy, worth 786 trillion Mwahahahahahahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,055 Mwahahahahahahas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,316 per year while the poor average 34,399, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, patriots insist that size does matter, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and the sun now sets on the Landoffunpuppet24ian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet24's national animal is the Hahahahahahorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Landoffunpuppet24 is ranked 20,052^nd in the world and 102^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,731.94 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.